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O, rare beverage in a can so green
chock full of the finest caffeine
wakes me up when I should be snoozing
always first beverage of my choosing
strangely yellow like nuclear waste
how do I love thy artificial taste?
O, I like it neat or on the rocks
24 cans in a cardboard box
tear it apart and chug them down
'til I'm ready to hit the town
I like it alone or with my crew
how I love thee, Mountain Dew.
an ode to the zero proof ambrosia, the virgin moonshine, which, despite my best efforts, cannot be used to replace radiator fluid, no matter how much you may wish it could
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