O, rare beverage in a can so green
chock full of the finest caffeine
wakes me up when I should be snoozing
always first beverage of my choosing
strangely yellow like nuclear waste
how do I love thy artificial taste?
O, I like it neat or on the rocks
24 cans in a cardboard box
tear it apart and chug them down
'til I'm ready to hit the town
I like it alone or with my crew
how I love thee, Mountain Dew.