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My girlfriend is a mad scientist.
Her Facebook page said nothing of this.
But that's kind of important, don't know how you could miss
Mentioning that you're a mad scientist.

In the morning when most girls do their makeup and hair,
She puts on a labcoat and protective eyewear.
Birthdays are tricky, 'cause the one thing she wants
Is world domination, and that won't fit in a box.

In true villain style, she named her cat Artemis
When she makes her inventions, he helps her with this.
He sits on her lap and he purrs and purrs
As she conducts experiments to see what occurs.

That's right, my girlfriend is a mad scientist.
I wish that her friends would have informed me of this.
But not one of them told me, so I might have to ask
For the dominated world, when she completes the task...
A love poem for nerds. Goes with my other poem Less Than Three [link]
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