I've fallen for a geeky guy.
I'm beyond the laws of gravity;
I'm falling so fast, I'll end up in the past
And never reach a terminal velocity.
Geekiness is hot; it's no surprise.
And you know what's really neat?
He calculates the dilation of my eyes
To find my precise specific heat.
A cute angel measures acute angles
And applies the Pythagorean Theorem
Whispering yummy formulae in my auditory canal,
At such a low amplitude I can barely hear 'em.
You say two bodies can't occupy
The same space at once?
Well, the laws of attraction these bodies follow
Make Newton look a dunce.
So if you're looking for me,
You'll find the one you seek
Concocting heterogeneous mixtures
In the lab with my favorite geek.